writer of poetry, novels, short stories, and children's books.
aaron: do you have your red rose?
me: excuse me?
aaron: you know. your red flower. (gestures to my general crotch area.)
me: oh. you're asking if i'm on my period?
aaron: i'm being cersei and you're sansa.
aaron: (singing) YOU KNOW THAT JOFFREY CAN'T HAVE NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BLOODS, HON.